Bards are perhaps the near loved and almost hated form in all of Dungeons & Dragons (D&D). Loved among bard players for their antics and charming ways, and hated by nearly Dungeon Masters (DMs) for the verbal same reasons. The artistic course can bring a lot to a political party. A whole lot. Too much, sometimes.

Whether your bard sings, dances, waxes poetic, or does a little of everything, they've almost certainly gotten your party into a spot of trouble. If they haven't, you're either very lucky or accept a very good ternion. The following ten memes are sure to make you lot think of that special bard in your life – or the one that set fire to it. That'south "special," in a way.

10 All The World's A Stage

Shakespeare, a bard himself, put it best in Equally You Similar It, and at present dozens upon dozens of D&D players are taking his words literally. All the earth's a stage – including the battlefield, a dragon's lair, this random NPC'due south house, and the local tavern, of course.

Can y'all actually blame them? After all, having the power to channel magic through music would make it very hard for anyone to want to end playing music. And when they tin play it so well? You lot inappreciably even need that +ten Charisma with a trusty violin at your side. Though it certainly helps.

nine Anybody's My Friend

So that same Charisma bonus is useful in other places. When playing music or reciting poesy doesn't solve your bug (gasp), at that place'south always good old-fashioned charm. Or lying. Whichever works.

Bards have a reputation that defies borders when it comes to frustrating DMs. If their character is and so likable that no one can deny them, so disharmonize peters out rather quickly unless you make a godly coil against a natural thirteen plus some other million or and so for the bard's ridiculous Charisma stat and proficiency. Information technology's possible that all bard players are trickster gods in the bodies of mortals.

8 Simply Curious!

Some other borderless reputation: bards really savor seducing things. Probably too much.

If at that place is a bard in the party, at that place is going to be a seduction of ane of your major villains, of import NPCs, or monsters. Those are just facts. Whether they practice information technology on purpose or not (seriously, it happens), having a bard is request for trouble. A very detail kind of trouble.

Information technology's not all bad, of course. It can be downright hilarious to watch a bard solo-flirt their manner out of a tight spot (don't laugh). Just it tin go sour very quickly if the aboriginal crimson dragon of the hour isn't a receptive as the concluding one.

7 Music Gives Yous Life (Hopefully)

No cleric? No problem! Bards can do it all! Mostly.

Sure, they might but have access to a couple healing spells, but a couple is better than none, right? And a piffling inspiration goes a long mode toward that successful hitting. Everyone just exist cool while they frantically play a jaunty tune on their fiddle. There are no downsides to this, and yous're all going to be fine. Who needs a god to heal them when yous have something far better? Music. It does, after all, make the world go 'round. Information technology likewise makes you lose command. Which actually explains a lot.

vi The Great Charisma Casters

Warlocks, able to channel the powers of a great and ancient beings. They have made pacts with their lives and souls, in exchange for authority over the very material plane itself.

Sorcerers, born with that same awesome force in their blood. They are wild and unpredictable, every bit ever-changing every bit the flow of magic in their veins.

And bards. With their… whatever it is they have. They tin can write a darn good poem, if you ask. They tin also sing you a vocal if y'all like. And tell a good story…

5 Persuasion Check

In one case once more, tormenting the DM with the cursedly high Charisma stat, bards just tin can't leave well enough alone. They were born to be wild and born to get wild with simply about anybody they're not allowed to or shouldn't attempt to go with. It'due south like telling a toddler not to do something – at present they're definitely going to do it, specifically considering you said no.

At that place's a chance you can punish them for overreaching by creating a counter-bard, someone with Charisma merely as ridiculous so they can withstand the avalanche. Though that might encourage a seduce-off… You know what? Simply accept it. The sooner the better.

iv Going Out with a Bang…

Bards oft stick their noses places they don't vest. Places they really, really don't vest.

There's nothing that'll turn a friend into a foe faster than an extra-marital affair. Except peradventure murder. Worse when the bard happened to do both, which is an unfortunately probable scenario. Information technology's double worse when the NPC affected by said affair and/or murder was supposed to be an ally. And now wait what you've done, bard. Are you happy with yourself? Are you proud of the chaos you've caused?

Actually, you know what? Don't answer that.

3 "We Should Kickoff A Bard Troupe!"

The commencement affair that happens when you get a bunch of like-minded musicians in a room is "Dude! We should start a ring!"

Something like happens when you get a group of like-minded D&D players in a room, except they all desire to be half-orc bards and call themselves an Orc-estra.

The danger with an all-bard political party is the sheer chaotic energy of and then many high-Charisma characters in the same room might cause them to go demigods within the showtime five sessions. Or they'll all dice horribly. It's a toss-up.

2 No One Said I Had To Be Clever

Merely because your graphic symbol has loftier Charisma doesn't mean that you have high Charisma in real life. Sometimes y'all cast Vicious Mockery or Cutting Words and have to go, "Uh… Your mom." It'due south disappointing when the roll is bad, but it's absolutely hysterical if the lich before you has to stagger in pain because yous said, "Where'd you become your outfit? The lame shop?"

For an extra 1d4 of psychic damage against anybody in the room, accept a listing of godawful puns on-hand to whip out and torture them with. It never fails.

i The Ultimate Showdown

The joke is that the bard seduces the dragon, but no one ever expects them to get abroad with it, much less produce viable offspring from the "see." Dragonborns accept to come into the world somehow, but how are y'all going to explicate that to your parents?

You'd be a fable, though. A god amidst bards. Yous've achieved the unachievable, washed the impossible, fulfilled the long-held traditions of your people. Your tale will be spun through the ages, your wit and amuse will become unmatched for centuries. And you'll have bragging rights, too.

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